Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Love in the Time of the Ewoks

Today is day something or other of the great Ewok Festival of Love. I have earned my "wings" (photo to come) and have been running around Kadaara all day looking for that little bugger -- I mean lovely fluffy flying Ewok, Kyoopid. I set up a target on him so a bit after 6pm this evening, I found him lounging by a fountain just about 75m from the circle of dancing Ewoks. Hurrah!

I have now earned two new badges: Emmissary of the Festival of Love and Disciple of Kyoopid. I also matched up a girl named Betty. Yesterday I helped Bob find love. I'm so NICE!

I must say, running all over the place has got me exhausted. My boots are going to wear out if I have to keep this up. At least there will be no more looking for Kyoopid. I just have to find love for 6 more people and I'm home free with a 3rd badge.

The whole Chak Heart thing is getting me down; aside from being able to buy my wings, I purchased the painting of two Ewoks in love (at least I think that's what it is all about) but I haven't enough hearts for anything else. Maybe I will invest in the chocolate fountain or the decorative berries because there's precious little I really want. My house is kind of crowded as it is. Well, two houses, actually. But one is a large Naboo which I hate. I so long for a bunker.

Overall I'm very disappointed with the whole Festival. Vincer Kaden had some great ideas for the Festival but alas, we are stuck with chasing flying carebears all over the cities.

I think I'll go home and have some leftover Hoth chocolate and relax. I have much to do tomorrow!

Monday, February 16, 2009

The Day I Met Darth Vader


Some months ago, I happened upon Darth Vader after he landed right smack in the middle of Theed. Well, maybe not in the middle of Theed, but right in the open area outside the spaceport.

I sauntered up to him, thoroughly unimpressed with his height (he looks so much bigger on the viewscreen!) and proceeded to poke him for all the bad crap he's pulled over the years.

Lo and behold, Lord Vader was not in good spirits, for he used Force Choke to bring me to my knees, and I ended up coughing and sputtering in front of all my friends (wait, who am I kidding? All my friends have deserted me so at least I was alone but for the few Stormtroopers who didn't even seem to care that I was poking their leader.) Being the rapscallion that I am, I poked him again with the same result.

He really is a grumpy Sith. My beloved met him on Hoth about a month or so ago and Vader was in an even more grumpy mood because he attacked Xanthus for merely looking his way.

If you see Vader, poke him for me will ya?